During a flight, a sharply dressed woman
declined to raise her tray when requested by the gay flight attendant. Instead,
she displayed rather rude behavior. However, the flight attendant's clever response
to her impudence left everyone chuckling.
Be sure to read it all the way through.
During
my flight, the attendant serving us was openly gay, exuding flamboyance with
every move. His spirited demeanor seemed to lift everyone's spirits as he
attended to our needs, serving food and drinks with flair.
As
the plane began its descent, he sashayed down the aisle and addressed us:
”Captain
Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be
super.”
On
his return journey up the aisle, he observed that a strikingly well-dressed and
exotic young woman had not budged an inch.
“Perhaps
you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She
calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I
take orders from no one.”
To
which the flight attendant promptly responded:
“Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up,
Bitch.”
We
didn’t see this coming, did you? 🙂
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