My Neighbor Egged My Car Over Halloween Decorations—You Won’t Believe His Reason

I was running on fumes. You know that kind of exhaustion where you're unsure if you've brushed your teeth or fed the dog, and the days blur into a sleep-deprived haze? That was me, deep in the trenches of new parenthood. Ever since my twins, Lily and Lucas, arrived, life had become a never-ending cycle of diaper changes, feedings, and trying to catch a few minutes of sleep whenever I could. It felt like a miracle just to get through the day. So, when I stepped outside that morning to find my car plastered with egg yolk and shells, the last thing I expected was to discover my neighbor, Brad, was behind it—and for the most absurd reason imaginable.

At first glance, I assumed it was some juvenile prank. Halloween was right around the corner, and mischievous kids always took the holiday as an excuse to wreak a little havoc. But as I stood there, staring at the dripping mess, my heart sank. I was already so worn out. My car was the one thing in my chaotic life I hadn’t let fall apart, and now, it was smeared with breakfast gone wrong.

I sighed, too exhausted to even be angry, and grabbed a sponge and bucket. I was about to start scrubbing when I heard someone clear their throat behind me. I turned to see Brad, my next-door neighbor, strutting over with his usual smug grin. You know the type—the guy who always feels the need to remind you just how great he thinks he is. And, oh boy, was he proud of his Halloween decorations.

Brad, self-proclaimed "Halloween King" of the neighborhood, was the type who turned his house into a haunted wonderland every October. Gravestones, skeletons, jack-o’-lanterns, and fake cobwebs covered every inch of his front yard. It was impressive, sure, but over the top—especially when you’re a sleep-deprived parent who doesn’t even have the energy to hang a pumpkin decal in your window.

“Hey, that was me,” Brad said, practically beaming with pride.

I blinked at him, still holding my sponge mid-air, trying to make sense of his confession. “You… what?”

“I egged your car,” he repeated, as if telling me he’d mowed my lawn as a favor.

I stared at him, dumbfounded. “You egged my car? Why?”

His grin widened, and I could see he was pleased with himself. “Because your car was blocking the view of my Halloween decorations. People couldn’t see my skeleton display.”

For a moment, I thought I had misheard him. My car? Blocking his plastic skeletons and pumpkins? I was juggling two newborns and a never-ending list of things to do, and this guy was upset because my parked car was messing with his Halloween aesthetic?

I could feel the anger rising, but I was so drained that I didn’t have the energy to unleash it. Instead, I nodded, biting my tongue to stop myself from saying something I’d regret. “Sure, Brad. Thanks for letting me know.”

I turned back to my car and began scrubbing furiously, but inside, I was boiling. I knew I didn’t have it in me to get into a full-blown argument with him—not with twins to care for. But Brad had no idea who he was messing with. Tired as I was, I had a sharp wit and a deep sense of justice. If he thought egging my car was going to teach me a lesson, he was sorely mistaken. No, I would be teaching him a lesson, but I’d do it in my own way. Subtle, clever, and satisfying.

That night, while I was rocking Lily to sleep, an idea crept into my mind. Brad’s Achilles heel was his pride. His over-the-top Halloween decorations were his crowning glory. I didn’t need to confront him in a shouting match; I just needed to make sure his precious haunted house didn’t go exactly as planned.

The next day, as Brad stood outside, adding even more decorations to his yard, I strolled over, cradling Lucas in my arms and putting on my best smile. “Hey, Brad,” I called out, waving. “I’ve been thinking about what you said, and you’re right. It was inconsiderate of me to park there. I’m sorry.”

Brad looked surprised at my change in tone. “Uh, no problem,” he muttered, clearly still proud of his "victory."

“You know,” I continued, “I’ve been thinking. If you really want to take your decorations to the next level, you should upgrade! I heard about these fog machines and ghost projectors that would really make your display stand out. You’d be the talk of the town.”

His eyes lit up like a kid in a candy store. “Fog machines, huh?”

“Oh, definitely,” I said, holding back a grin. I had done my research the night before, and I knew exactly which terrible, faulty brands to recommend. “These are top of the line. People will be blown away.”

Hook, line, and sinker. Brad was sold.

Fast forward to Halloween night. As expected, Brad’s yard was decked out with every spooky decoration imaginable, and a crowd of neighbors had gathered to admire his work. From my porch, I watched, waiting for the inevitable.

Just as the night hit its peak and the crowd grew the largest, Brad’s fancy new fog machine sputtered to life—only instead of creating an eerie mist, it sprayed water everywhere like a busted garden hose. The crowd gasped, some kids shrieked with laughter, and Brad rushed over, frantically trying to fix it. But before he could, his ghost projector flickered and malfunctioned, projecting a bizarre, warped blob instead of the spooky apparition he had envisioned.

Kids started pointing and laughing, and then, as if on cue, one of his giant inflatable pumpkins deflated and rolled across the yard like a sad, defeated tumbleweed.

But the final blow came when a group of teenagers, seeing the chaos, couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. They grabbed a few eggs from their bags and hurled them at Brad’s house, pelting his once-pristine decorations with yolk and shells.

Brad’s Halloween masterpiece had turned into a full-blown disaster, and I couldn’t help but smirk as I watched the chaos unfold. Revenge had never tasted so sweet.

The next morning, just as I was feeding Lucas, there was a knock at the door. I opened it to find Brad standing there, looking thoroughly defeated. “I, uh… I wanted to apologize,” he muttered, avoiding eye contact.

I crossed my arms, letting him squirm a bit before responding. “Oh?”

“I overreacted about your car,” he admitted. “I didn’t realize how tough things must be for you with the twins. I’m sorry.”

I stared at him for a moment, enjoying the satisfaction of his apology. “Thanks, Brad. I appreciate that. Let’s make sure it doesn’t happen again, okay?”

He nodded quickly, turning to leave, and as he walked away, I couldn’t resist adding one final jab. “Funny how things worked out, huh?”

Brad didn’t say a word—just shuffled back to his egg-splattered yard.

Lesson learned.

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