Three
mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside of their nursing home,
laughing their heads off like giggling girls.
"Now,
now, ladies," a nurse said, walking past them. "You need to get your
sunshine time before tea. And behave!"
Her
words only set them off again. Soon, they spotted an old man walking by and
decided to have a bit of fun with him.
Three
laughing old women | Source: Midjourney
"We
bet we can tell exactly how old you are," one of the grandmas yelled out
at him.
The
old man scoffed.
"There's
no way that you can guess it, you three old fools."
"Sure
we can!" another grandma insisted. "Just drop your pants and we can
tell your exact age!"
"What?"
he exclaimed.
A
smiling old man | Source: Midjourney
Embarrassed
but intrigued, the old man dropped his pants, the sunlight shining on his
bottom.
The
grandmas stared and whispered among themselves. And then said in unison,
"You're 91 years old!"
"How
in the world did you guess?" the old man asked, shocked.
The
grandmas snickered and replied,
"Because
we were at your birthday party yesterday!" one grandma said as the other
two collapsed into giggles again.
Three
smiling old women sitting on a bench | Source: Midjourney
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