Every
week, a young widow visited her husband’s grave to water the flowers. As she
walked away, she always made sure to keep her back turned.
A
young man who had been watching her for some time finally approached her. “I’ve
noticed you visit your husband’s grave regularly. It’s really touching how you
never look back when you leave,” he said, clearly impressed.
“Well,”
she replied with a sly smile, “my husband always used to say that my behind was
so amazing, it could raise the dead. I just don’t want to take any chances.”
Good
jokes never fail to make us grin, and the one that follows will brighten your
day no end.
Some
women marry much older men for their inheritance; the woman in this story is
one of them.
Every
week, she made her way to her husband’s grave to pay her respects and water the
flowers. However, she always kept her back turned as she left the cemetery.
One
day, a curious young man who had observed this routine couldn’t help but
approach her and start a conversation.
“I
can see you’ve shown your late husband a lot of respect. It’s really touching
how you never look back when you leave,” he remarked.
Her
response left him speechless. She met his gaze and said, “Well, sir, my husband
used to tell me that my behind was so amazing it could raise the dead. I just
don’t want to risk it.”
Isn’t
that funny?
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